Open the blackout curtains so the bedroom isn't dark all day. They're only closed while I sleep (or try to sleep, they typed whilst lying in bed in front of closed blackout curtains).

She also said in her will that if anyone was gay they couldn’t get inheritance.

Interested to know if that was respected in court.

This makes sense to me. Suicidal ideation has been one of my PMS symptoms since I first started getting my period, and I'm not actually suicidal.

You broke my magic streak of never having had a mental picture of trump masturbating. I didn't know how special that was until it was gone, and now I want it back.

If Harris could pull together a team quick enough to feed her those zingers live, she still wins.

Also why men run reds

In a world of compulsive liars the occasional truth speaker is ~~king~~ the best presidential candidate.

What if it's fertilized?

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's not exactly what it means. Bit of a misleading phrase, I suppose.

Her makeup is flawless.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm not a big ring person but I would wear the fuck out of that, equally dragon or pug.

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