nmac101

The blue bird was the last thing they had left

"Thanks for deleting my boss, I am now fired and we have more time together! cough to look for jobs to apply cough

Why am I so dirty minded 💀

Horny: Pee Nut Butter

This went from Domino's to Domiyes's

Reject smartphones, buy a N O K I A

I've been playing a vintage game for 2 years and i didn't even know? gosh

Now you can hear music while you type messages and make mistakes because you were paying attention to the lyrics instead of the actual message!

Wait... So ssbm is vintage? Oh gosh, time sure is fast

Same but with the skull emoji 💀

WDelicious

Why is this so relatable for me lol