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[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It looked neat! Alas, it refused to run for more than 15 minutes at a time on ye olde Compaq lol

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

he made Battlecruiser 3000AD in 96

That guy owes me $20!

 

Absolutely delusional wishcasting on the part of our very good friends.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 6 points 6 months ago

However, his younger brother Gary managed to access a seized cryptocurrency storage device using his brother's credentials and stole more than 712 Bitcoin. He then rather foolishly went on a spending spree, being photographed in a bath full of money and buying a luxury condo in Cleveland. In 2023 he was sentenced to four years and three months in prison for the theft.

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[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 2 points 6 months ago

Hell yeah. Got a chuckle out of me, thank you for your service! o7

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

hey, how'd this go? love to hear how it went!

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 6 months ago

Dude is straight up Evil Cooper from Season 3 of Twin Peaks, but without the charisma.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 6 months ago

Mr. Beast ends the Cambodian Civil War with this one weird trick the CIA doesn't want you to know about.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I've heard the theory that dumb youtube-face impresses the algorithm itself, somehow. This causes the videos to surface at a higher rate, which leads to more eyeballs (but with a layer of indirection) even though no human actually prefers it. Sort of a reverse-slop situation.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 12 points 6 months ago

We've attained douchebag escape velocity

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

lol can't disagree!

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Sammy wants to be called "President and CEO of the World."

This is Elon-tier shit.

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by o7___o7@awful.systems to c/techtakes@awful.systems
 

John Mulaney gets paid by prompt fondlers to tell jokes at a party. He spends 45 minutes telling them that they are idiots, which is nice.

 

When you think MURDER, think MARCUS MUNITIONS!

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by o7___o7@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
 

(Found by way of @cstross@wandering.shop)

Tweet 1 - Oct 19, 2023:

I'm sorry but if you're paying $200k for a smart contract engineer you're ngmi

"no, the smart contract needs to be perfect and audited" bro hit $100k in daily volume then worry about it being perfect

Tweet 2 - Jun 5, 2024:

tldr; got $40k drained just now

i was submitting OP retro grants app. had to make github repo public for a sec. forgot i had my secret key in there (cuz i'm quite literally retarded, my IQ is 26). got drained of everything.

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