o7___o7

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[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Instead of a diet coke button you get an ayahuasca button

 

This is peak laziness. It seems that the reading list's author used autoplag to extrude the entire 60 page supplemental insert. The author also super-promises this has never happened before.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It looked neat! Alas, it refused to run for more than 15 minutes at a time on ye olde Compaq lol

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

he made Battlecruiser 3000AD in 96

That guy owes me $20!

 

Absolutely delusional wishcasting on the part of our very good friends.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 6 points 7 months ago

However, his younger brother Gary managed to access a seized cryptocurrency storage device using his brother's credentials and stole more than 712 Bitcoin. He then rather foolishly went on a spending spree, being photographed in a bath full of money and buying a luxury condo in Cleveland. In 2023 he was sentenced to four years and three months in prison for the theft.

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[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 2 points 7 months ago

Hell yeah. Got a chuckle out of me, thank you for your service! o7

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

hey, how'd this go? love to hear how it went!

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 8 months ago

Dude is straight up Evil Cooper from Season 3 of Twin Peaks, but without the charisma.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 8 months ago

Mr. Beast ends the Cambodian Civil War with this one weird trick the CIA doesn't want you to know about.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I've heard the theory that dumb youtube-face impresses the algorithm itself, somehow. This causes the videos to surface at a higher rate, which leads to more eyeballs (but with a layer of indirection) even though no human actually prefers it. Sort of a reverse-slop situation.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 12 points 8 months ago

We've attained douchebag escape velocity

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

lol can't disagree!

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by o7___o7@awful.systems to c/techtakes@awful.systems
 

John Mulaney gets paid by prompt fondlers to tell jokes at a party. He spends 45 minutes telling them that they are idiots, which is nice.

 

When you think MURDER, think MARCUS MUNITIONS!

 

(Found by way of @cstross@wandering.shop)

Tweet 1 - Oct 19, 2023:

I'm sorry but if you're paying $200k for a smart contract engineer you're ngmi

"no, the smart contract needs to be perfect and audited" bro hit $100k in daily volume then worry about it being perfect

Tweet 2 - Jun 5, 2024:

tldr; got $40k drained just now

i was submitting OP retro grants app. had to make github repo public for a sec. forgot i had my secret key in there (cuz i'm quite literally retarded, my IQ is 26). got drained of everything.

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