pastel_de_airfryer

joined 2 years ago
[–] pastel_de_airfryer 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

In the latest game she triggers a massive flood that destroys an entire village, possibly killing hundreds of people, IN THE TUTORIAL STAGE!

[–] pastel_de_airfryer 92 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Pretty sure he and many actors do this to mess with paparazzi

[–] pastel_de_airfryer 39 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I had a boss who thought I was slacking off when I opened the "incomprehensible black screen with random letters and numbers".

[–] pastel_de_airfryer 9 points 1 week ago

My headcanon is that when a character "dies" in battle, it actually means they are in critical condition, requiring more powerful healing magic or items to get them back on their feet.

Of course, there are some exceptions. In Phantasy Star 2 and Cyber Knight the characters die for real and are replaced with clones.

[–] pastel_de_airfryer 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My theory is that C-suites are actually using "AI efficiency gain" as an excuse for laying off workers without scaring the shareholders.

"I didn't lay off 10% of the workforce because the company is failing. It's because... uhmmmm... AI! I have replaced them with AI! Please give us more money."

[–] pastel_de_airfryer 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't want to start

Any blasphemous rumours

But I think that God

Got a sick sense of humour

And when I die

I expect to find him laughing

[–] pastel_de_airfryer 23 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Whenever a chatbot is added to a product I use, the first and only thing I ask is how to disable it

[–] pastel_de_airfryer 2 points 3 weeks ago

I understand your point, but imagine you go to the movies expecting to watch [something you like] and it's actually a two hours long lecture on how [something you like] is dumb and bad.

[–] pastel_de_airfryer 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's exactly how it happened at my previous job :(

[–] pastel_de_airfryer 12 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, that one...

[–] pastel_de_airfryer 59 points 3 weeks ago (18 children)

I once had a junior calling me in a panic because he didn't know how to quit nano. NANO!

[–] pastel_de_airfryer 74 points 1 month ago

"Open up! This is the Cat Distribution System. Do not resist!"

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