Honestly I think Diablo 4 is just geared towards relatively casual players. I can only play an hour-ish per day, and I'm on a reasonable pace to finish the battle pass with week to spare.
I understand the frustration from hardcore players though, when you consider the level of commitment D2 took.
The article specifically says he did not get to try ape sperm on human women. I know it takes away some of the shock value of your post.