Can't trust anyone these days.

"Shark wars: Revenge of the Ship "

Too much internet for the day.

twatwaffles and chucklefucks

You are a visionary sir. I will add these words to my vocabulary.

Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die...

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Thanks mate! Hope you enjoyed your egg.

I read that as "eggs from my sister-in-law" and was immediately concerned. Need to grab my coffee

The reply to that should have been. "Nice hands. What are you a baby?"

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