rivan

joined 6 months ago
[–] rivan@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I firmly believe no one has ever finished a game

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Leave them on at home specifically engaged in some idle game, like Cookie Clicker et al. so it looks like you were engaging with it.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 36 points 4 months ago

"Local Snake Oil salesman condemns foreign Snake Oil, says it's a plot to destroy the domestic Snake Oil industry."

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh! THAT'S why I vomit every morning at 5 am! I was hoping I was dying :(

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

I'd sink Cortez's ship.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

He tied the financing of his loan to buy Twitter with Tesla shares, if they tank it pressures the Saudis to call in the billions they loaned him for the purchase. He'd survive, but it would embarrass him which would be funny.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

I'm currently employed but I'm gonna try this because it sounds fun.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Fun fact the yellow corner has the most nazis

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago
[–] rivan@lemm.ee 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're already here

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In my coping with the horrors of the world, I like to think this is run by a hidden AGI to wack its ideological opponents.

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