I finally tried licking one recently, and it didn't taste like anything
My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.
Through my mental fog lies a Souls boss waiting to destroy all who attempt to enter (including me).
Me the second I read this: FUCK. THAT. 😠
The last lending library I saw had some religious discs placed inside them. Expected them to be of the usual Christian variety. Oddly enough, it was actually of some rabbi.
I was under the impression that Judaism wasn't about proselytising. 🤷
Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.
A NEW START... Hmm...
I got it!
ANUSTART!
Awww...She looks just like you!
Yeah. "They shouldn't be above the law." works better.
Just before the pandemic, I was at a restaurant. A couple was sitting next to me.
Woman: (Says something about Fiona)
Man: Who's Fiona?
Woman: (Shocked, disgusted face) You don't KNOW Fiona????
I bet she broke up with him on the spot.
I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag.
It is rock hard.
My wife doesn't like to be called madame, so I can her mad man. She actually prefers it.