He got as many votes as Google owes Russia in dollars!

The idea that a demon (or even better, Satan himself) would waste their time scratching random people or possessing them just to make them float over their bed or vomit pea soup has always been amusing to me. That's a super weak "ultimate evil" your religion has, Christians.

If they're already a femboy, do they get turned into a different one?

c. 1300, olyfaunt

That's exactly what it is.

"That nipple is too close up, I can't tell if it's pornographic or not!"

I have always failed to see why people view Donald Trump as anything other than a con man.

Rubes don't see con men for what they are.

No, which is why it's extra gross. A human tongue on bare skin isn't up to the task.

At this point it might be doing us a favor to just put us out of our misery.

And using that same reasoning, a hotdog on a bun is a sandwich.