shyguyblue

joined 1 year ago
[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So, Iron Maiden!?

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or schools expeling you for truancy...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The Mosquito was a device for keeping teenagers away from the entrance of stores. It emits a tone so high, only yoots can hear it, us old fucks can't hear it, lol.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

To Sto'Vo'Kor!

RIP Kurn, son of Mogh

Edit: i just realized I wanted a Klingon to "rest in peace". Fight the good fight in the afterlife, warrior.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If i had ever done this to my dad, he would have beat the shit out of me...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago

Yup. No point in being a decent person anymore. I've never been arrested, never touched a kid (backhands don't count, little bitch was asking for it), and i pay deferral income and land owner taxes

But I'm to be put to death because I'm gay. Fights over, decency lost.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Suicide rate about to chime in.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hack n slash games: disable weapon "trails".

I don't need a motion blur the size of a city bus everytime i swing my weapon...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Oh honey, the last name isn't the (main) problem...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I'd just drill a hole and turn them into planters. #plantdad

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

AI Models Falter ~~Answering Election Questions in Spanish~~.

 

All balled up:

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