shyguyblue

Food.

My dog of 14 years passed away in April, and i haven't really mourned him like i should. I keep having a recurring dream where he's alive, and I'm mad at everyone who said he was dead. I wasn't there in the end, life circumstances made me send him to my "parents" house, where he passed peacefully of natural causes.

I also have nightmares that feature my sperm-donor more often than I'd like.

Edit: I believe dreams are a window into the subconscious, but they aren't exactly reliable or "meaningful", other than a "huh, that was weird...".

Had my door taken off for playing my music too loud... Translation: We can't yell across the house for you to "come here".

Yes! I had the candy bar version, the Slvr.

It scratched that cyberpunk itch.

Just blocking you and moving on.

I can finally get rid of my Mega Bloks Enterprise D.

I could sometimes use real Legos with it, but quality control doesn't/ didn't seem to be a priority for Mega Bloks...

I think it's supposed to be a sign that he's well traveled. The vet one works better, since she specifically calls it out as a "line".

I'm not a father, so already doing a better job than my sperm donor.

A page of text, two "your computer is compromised" fake security alerts, and not a single image of the pencil-tree....

I graduated high school in 03, a few months/years into the "no child left behind" bullshit. The last week of school, meathead asks, out loud, "why do people read".

Almost ten years later and that dude has never had a job longer than three months. This. This is why people read...

Edit: i had a friend in highschool who passed away a few years ago, so I only know his employment status from highschool, up to the funeral. Deleted Facebook soon after

Republicans destroying the education system, one preventable plague at a time.

Just turned 40 and have a Giggle Scape Purple Hippo next to me right now.