Mr President: I beg my pardon?

He also abuses his X all the time

Why is my cocaine retiring?

I would prefer David Hasselhoff made out of hasselback potatoes.

He's hoarding them for when reddit goes down completely

No just balls

Do you only call them when you have one of your dramas?

My lava broke my heart.

Government nanobots must weigh quite a bit, so maybe he's lost some weight after the switch?

Win

What is girl?

And opened up eyes, and saw sign