squib

Abba Zabba, you're my only friend...

People who say alpha wolves don't exist obviously never seen me crankin my hog. ARRRROOOOOOOO

Hitler was also part of the German Military intelligence apparatus which created the Nazis to discredit and destroy labor unions and socialist organizations.

Strauss Howe Generational theory is probably what you're think of.

eccentric billionaire

That's a funny way to spell "absolute cunt."

Pretty obvious. We build a time machine to go back to 1776. Then, when it malfunctions and sends to 1976 instead we learn the art of The Hustle.

With every life that ends, so does an entire universe, only to be recreated again and again. An eternity spent unaware, birth-death-rebirth over and over, a consequence of the multiverse this manifold simulation of the sweet ecstasy of pain. Welp, time to go slather my anthropomorphic penis with mayonnaise and fuck a hole in the wall of my room. Smell ya later!

I agree, it is a most illogical choice.

Jokes on you - I already have a drinking problem. It goes along with my Ensign Ro simping problem.

Based and Spongebob-pilled.

This is why they only change during a full moon; less moonlight than that is not enough to catalyze the reaction.