This is so wholesome. Please, keep being kind to those kids.

Ah. Missed the subtle double-entendre.

“Maybe try fucking a couch”

I think it’s more than artists you star. Mine started notifying me about new releases of artists within my local library.

I use Songkick for shows and Apple Music does notify me of artists’ new releases under Home > Account (user image on top-right) > Notifications.

Sounds like you are just focusing on it. If it becomes worse, you should go to an Ear, Nose, Throat (ENT) specialist and get a hearing test.

Tinnitus is frequently a symptom of hearing loss.

The earlier you detect it and mitigate it, the better the outcomes.

Enough to die, apparently.

Are “name checks out” posts allowed here? Beetlejuicing?

/c/enshittification

Improperly used nails, sinkhole, matches from scaffold bar, jelly on toast

Yup. Somewhat chaotic but they taste amazing.
Check this one out https://youtu.be/QMhAQV-uUKw