the_beber

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Cat as a service; Now that‘s an API for me (cataas.com)
Russland geht gegen deutsche Entwickler des E2E-Messengers Delta Chat vor in c/dach@feddit.org
[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also wenn das kein Qualitätsmerkmal ist…

Due to American politics I'm afraid of using high speed rail in Germany in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

9 in 10 regional trains are „on time“. Only 2 in 3 long distance trains are „on time“.

„On time“ is 5 minute delay or less. Cancellations are excluded from the statistic.

Ich🐮😈⛓️iel in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

„Parallelepiped“ ist ein schönes Wort.

THE shrimp that fried the rice in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
ich📱🧮🧮iel in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Ich habe 3:

  • Apple Taschenrechner
  • Geogebra Graphikrechner (zählt der?)
  • Geogebra Scientific Calulator
His man.go in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Explosive 💥

When you learn about Taylor series in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Taylor approximations hard carry physics.

Onion be onioning again in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Whatever floats your uhh… arms?

Direct Eye Contact! in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Prolonged eye contact

*aliens* in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

You‘ve already heard of Moon Tarp.

Now get ready for SUN TARP!

This man go in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well… where did he go?

Testosterone vs. IQ in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Could also be Styropyro.

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She helped me build that wall (lemm.ee)
 

image of a cat on a small loose brick wall

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I just lost the game guys :( (lemm.ee)
 

And so did you (:

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Always remember who you are (lemm.ee)
 
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