thegr8goldfish

joined 1 year ago

Humidity is a bitch here. AC keeps it at 70° F overnight and 72° F during the day. Heat won't cut on unless it's 62° F in the winter, and it runs only a couple of times over the entire season.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 32 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

TL:DR He says his dong is normal sized.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 12 points 23 hours ago

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Having an erection on demand button sounds wrought with hazards of it's own design.

What shall we call this country when the United States of America as we once knew and loved it no longer exists?

IDK what we call the corpse of the USA but I think Founding Farters might work for the pieces of shit that have brought us here.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Honestly don't know how you could forget dunking the cosmic doughnut but I guess we're all just hanging on to pieces of what we've truly experienced.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This kind of circular firing squad bull shit is exactly why American liberals get their ass kicked in almost every election. So busy blaming each other instead of the people that actually elected the moron in charge. What happened to big tent?

Is this a quote? Honestly, this is a children's book.

That said, I hear King Of The Hill did a great job in this regard (I still haven't watched the new ones).

To the best of my knowledge this hasn't been released but please, and I mean this with all sincerity, prove me wrong. I would love nothing more than watching one immediately.

 

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