thegr8goldfish

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[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'm crazy. Mark My Words. In 20 years, we'll have so many microbes capable of consuming plastic people will be bitching about their packages not being able to effectively protect their goods from spoiling. The goldfish has spoken.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like to think of them as artificial con men. They sound great. They have confidence and are complimentary and are very agreeable, but they will tell you what they think you want to hear. Whether or not what they are telling you is truthful isn't even part of the equation.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like Any Weir's name should be on this poster. He's a bigger draw than Gosling in my book.

It's because people associate colons with butt holes.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Other Democrats see Mamdani — a state Assembly member with a history of controversial comments about Israel and policing — as politically toxic for a party whose national success depends on its ability to attract votes in less progressive places nationwide.

So, to the DNC, it's better to see the winning Democratic candidate defeated in the general now because that will ensure victory in Alabama in a year or three? The propaganda machine will smear anyone who dares to run with a D next to their name. You might as well own it and embrace the positions your voters want.

I'm willing to swap my house with any of these poor depressed oligarchs that feel obliged to flee the city. It's in a conservative run state if that sweetens the deal.

Researchers concluded that two 86 million-year-old skeletons they studied belonged to a species that is now the closest known ancestor of all tyrannosaurs - the group of predators that includes the iconic T.rex.

TIL that not all tyrannosauruses are "T.rex's". This evidence supports the Voth distant origin theory.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 26 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Also, they make ladies have impure thoughts.

I remember this existed but, alas, ours was a Nintendo household. Back then having multiple consoles was pretty rare.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lay-z-boy might be worth a look. I don't have a couch but I have several reclining chairs. They've all held up well for 10 years and then some.

This should sound preposterous but we've got diaper don over here threatening to do the same thing to another country so I guess now's the time to move the doomsday clock up another second.

 

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