thoughtfuldragon

That would be accurate

California chainsaw marriage

I'm a monster that cries a lot when hunted.

I'm the only person in my household

I win all the bread too so it's mine to lose.

Even if they are known, will they still be playable?

It's true

Oh no! My total lack of gonads! Anyways...

I'm actively showcasing my silliness to hide any sign of intelligence.

Bit the onion on that one.

I've been reading a random Wikipedia article aloud to warm up my voice before my first meeting.