I might give it a shot if it weren't for Seth McFarlane. The dude is the antithesis of comedy.

The dude in yellow needs to accept that he's just not cut out to grow a beard.

He wants a colorful amusement park RPG on rails that plays itself for him. He doesn't want to be bogged down by silly things like gameplay mechanics, he wants to paint by numbers.

Shady business practice.

He's guilty of conspiracy.

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

You would.

Look at this guilty bastard.