tripplehelix

https://pine64.com/product/pinetab-v-10-1-4gb-64gb-risc-v-based-linux-tablet-with-detached-backlit-keyboard/

Not too far off!

£30 - 70 down 20 up. No caps UK here.

no... just make the computer face you so it's flat on the floor....

I run Sid and use flatpak for steam and minigalaxy. No issues here.