trumpetmouth

joined 1 year ago
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Tesla headquarters spills gallons of lime-green liquid into Bay Area street in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Tesla out here trying to kill the Toons from ToonTown!

Protect Your Dick Data in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

glad I'm not alone here.

I love people with kids who are oblivious they're shitty parents. in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Dammit Mom, my 56 imaginary kids cost me nearly my ENTIRE paycheck! Have some sympathy.

But for real, what is "real kids?"

I knew it! in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

THATS IT! IT IS TIME TO FLUSH TIM WALZ OUT. ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER DEMTARDS.

(/s)

Aqara joins Works with Home Assistant in c/homeassistant@lemmy.world
[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

may wanna check your wifi & zigbee network collisions, your network map or make sure you don't something like a 2nd hub or something like that

Weird Finance in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

have i been eating amateur teriyaki this whole time?!

Judge orders surprise release of Epstein transcripts in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

"John, looks like we're gonna need the black paper."

Mommy, why is the Apple Pie so spicy? in c/funny@lemmy.world
Barn swallows in c/pics@lemmy.world
[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

just like your mom

Alex Jones says Infowars could be shut down within hours in c/news@lemmy.world
Getting old sucks in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I am the Queen of France!

Getting old sucks in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

i still use it regularly.

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