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Ubisoft's annual report dictates that the consumers are the problem in c/games@lemmy.world

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 hours ago

do market research and create a product/service that will sell

keep doing what youre doing and cry about it like a bitch

Let's see what the executives of a multimillionaire international powerhouse studio will choose.

The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago (10 children)

I want to visit America one time just for the food. I keep hearing from American TV about twinkies and red vines and all kinds of stuff, then I try them whenever I get a chance here in the UK and theyre so bad. I need to know for sure whether we're getting a version that conforms to our food laws and they lose a lot in the process or if theyre really that terrible.

YSK De-banking is often how the US first declares you "homeless" in c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 177 points 12 hours ago (16 children)

Holy shit.

To think I was envious of America when I was young.

When this post is 10 minutes old it's time to start!!! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

Nobody said anything about stopping honking.

Honk

What is piefed? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

"I just want to see what's there"

"Make an account first."

"Is it worth making an account?"

"Make an account and find out" "Oh you must provide a valid email to verify" "Surprise fucker its spam forever"

The Last Place They Will Look in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

Except there's also a shredder instead of just a photocopier

If you could have one always ready, perfectly cooked food magically available to you at all times, what would it be? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

The off-brand KFC run by people who barely speak English. Sometimes it's food poisoning but usually its the best chicken I've ever tasted.

What a shame.. in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

I feel you. Ive been maybe tomorrow for about 5 years at this point.

But it ain't tomorrow.

Always Do it Later 😴 in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

There's always the molotov.

Always Do it Later 😴 in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

Thats how santa sees you when youre sleeping.

cheeseless in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

20 years later I still remember this infuriating customer exchange at mcdonalds. Customer asks for a plain cheeseburger. Bearing in mind that a cheeseburger is 10p more than a hamburger.

"Is that a cheeseburger or a hamburger?" "Just a plain cheeseburger with nothing on it" "OK".

Customer comes back 10 minutes later

"there's cheese on that I said nothing on it" "So a hamburger instead" "No just a fucking cheeseburger with nothing on it no cheese either are you fucking stupid no fucking wonder you work at mcdonakds you thick fucking prick are you being fucking cheeky?"

My friends. The burger the customer left with was not as plain as it looked.

I just went onto reddit to a intrest subreddit which happens to be NSFW and i got this, fuck reddit im glad i quit it. in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago

They will. People tolerate shitloads. They doubly tolerate it if you tell them to think of the children and point out the only reason they could possibly be offended by this is if they were some kind of pedophile.

If you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear. Now submit to increasing orwellian surveillance.