that sounds like a cool sitcom TV show idea about a seemingly normal company except they work at night — like a vampire version of The Office

I'm used to ads because i actually go outside and see the light of day.

wait they DO THAT??

I'll need to rethink my choice in streaming platforms, because that's messed up

when your code showers more than you (stinky)

lints that underline unused vars as errors, and not notes or warns are the worst lints..

why is this so true,,,,,

for the love of god, for the past 27 years it's been ctrl-shift-esc (since like NT 4.0), while ctrl-alt-del opens up the security menu thing. I can't believe I'm saying this..

i thought programmers liked doing things faster

why would you use a synthesized picture for this meme? Couldn't you just pick a random, even a lame image from google? You had to make it nonsensical, lifeless and discomforting

wait so it straight up just refuses to work if it detects that you have Firefox via the user agent??? I knew Adobe was scummy, but THAT MUCH?

but chai already means tea??? (angry indian noises, I'm not indian)

hey, I'm sorry you had to go through tough moments like these. it's awesome that you found a way to pull through, and that you felt better after. You're very strong and awesome.