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Wait, do you have to be Jewish to go to Applebee's? Is that the vibe I'm missing? Because I can convert.

Black & Decker dildos

unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep

I just make it a once a month thing to mitigate the damage

Unauthorized clone of himself

We do love our adorable little psychopaths

I, too, become erect by swiveling my penis 180°

I tried to install a package and apt started uninstalling my desktop. Maybe if I didn't panic and hit Ctrl-C I would have gotten all the packages it was removing replaced with shiny new ones? I doubt it somehow.

All the customization you can do is neat, but after that I was pretty much done with fiddling with my OS and finding FOSS versions of stuff I was already used to and wanted something that would just work. These days I have a small form factor PC with Mint that I run some server apps on, but I'm holding off on making it my daily driver again until Microsoft really puts the screws on the consumer.

I love his antennae

The original spell ends in XcQ, as in "XcQ, I see you". This is a falsified spell.

There it is, the one I've been waiting for.

For me it was gay sex that did it