z500

joined 2 years ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

Don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

That's nose pocky

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's clunky for sure, but maybe we just don't use it for that much

[–] z500@startrek.website 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

[–] z500@startrek.website 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Daim, that's a sweet erth

[–] z500@startrek.website 75 points 1 year ago (7 children)

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're blind, it's a possibility.

[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

New atoms, same old bullshit

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My sister's tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn't have much going on up there.

[–] z500@startrek.website 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe they're more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles

[–] z500@startrek.website 18 points 1 year ago

Vomit landed on: laundry basket.

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