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Bears are basically just giant dogs, it's not fair

PEPPERONI!

I'm sorry your ice cream doesn't have any sugar in it

Nice, very trochaic

If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that's not your girl

This would be a great album cover

My Kink Is Proper Application of Title Case Rules, Stupid As They Are

12/10

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Dude, droidface is not okay

Yeah I'm on the edge of my seat here. I demand a refund.

Fuckin' way she goes

They explicitly said to stop tipping by deciding to instead go to places that ban tipping

Is this a big city thing? This is the first time I've ever heard of this.