And anger the orcas??

College students know that cheating is not allowed. You learn this in first grade. I don't know why you would need to keep "teaching" that to students.

streaming pile of dog shit

I didn't realize this was a typo and imagined an actual flowing stream of dog shit, and the economist dipping his hand into it like a child would in a chocolate fountain.

I agree, there are still ways to sell your food cheap though. A good example is a vegan/vegetarian burger place near me. Demand for that kind of food is high because it's a liberal college town, but that restaurant is the only one of its kind here, so it's always full. Also they sell more fancy, more expensive dinner options in the evening which I'm sure subsidizes the cheap burgers. And if you mainly go there for their burgers you might return for dinner sometime to try out those options. They've existed for around 10 years now and their cheapest burger has stayed at 4,50€ that whole time.

Granted it's hard to know what kind of demand there is in your town without trying some stuff and maybe failing.

Plonk on my couch, cronch on some chips and at the end push the crumbs off my shirt. Yeah I do that very regularly.

They have such a mode in Divinity: Original Sin II. Sure it's not DnD but it's a fun system. Never got the hang of that dm mode though, I'm too stupid.

"Just gotta make it to Christmas" "just gotta make it til I have my bachelor's, then I can have a more comfy job with fewer hours" "just gotta make it a few more decades til retirement"

Whatever you can tell yourself so you don't have a mental breakdown.

I usually walk just a little more leisurely than I normally would, so the car has to wait two seconds longer.

But if the driver is an asshole (sometimes, when I have the right of way or am already in the middle of the street when they come along they will honk at me to move faster) I stop dead in my tracks, turn and look at them like "are you trying to warn me of something? What are you tryjbg to alert me of?". Because honking isn't supposed to be your anger relief when something is not going as you want.

Huh I should probably get my cat to the vet... He likes to eat small amounts of hair, leaves, dust and almost all human food (bread, uncooked pasta, sweets, etc. etc.). Of course only until we stop him. We thought he's just bored and a bit stupid but it's definitely not normal.

Edit: we bought cat litter that had grain in it... Yup he ate that out of his litter box a few times :) :)

Yup, they will hate being put on a diet of course but you will have them around and happy much longer.

In the call center I get around 4 hours before I start blabbering nonsense. Luckily I only work 5 hours a day.

So this summer it was like 30°C / 85°F at home and whenever I used TikTok or YouTube on my phone it would get really hot so I took off the case whenever I used it. My phone fell down one time (I'm not used to it being so slick!) and that's why it's now broken. In the back. Because for some stupid reason it's made of glass or something.

Note to myself: my next phone should be one of these unbreakable military grade phones.