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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Crazier still, for the wealthy, boiling down piss was how they'd measure your sugar level back in the 20s through 40s. Ugh.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Piss Sugar™ could be extremely marketable.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like, how much toffee can you make from a cup?

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'll just put that question in my book of "don't ask"

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