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[-] dubious@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

and there's only one way to get rid of them

[-] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 20 points 1 month ago

Trick them in to thinking that the senate building is haunted.

[-] ochi_chernye@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

I'm sure that'll work, provided there aren't any meddlesome kids about!

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure the mystery gang would help out with such an operation. Remember they mostly dealt with rich people.

[-] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Really makes you question the youth vote.

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Great, now they're diverting all the tax revenue to churches to pay for exorcisms.

[-] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Don't read in to the fact that the priest receiving all the tax payer money looks like the senator but with a goatee, and you never see them in the same room.

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Great idea! I’ll go make some spooky ghost costumes!

[-] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 1 points 4 weeks ago

Lank hair, sunken faces, soulless eyes... you're going to have to try real hard to separate them from the living senators.

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

All we need is some white sheets!

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