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Grandma Who Survived Great Depression Casually Drops That She Once Killed Man For Mayonnaise (theonion.com)

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[–] flicker@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago (14 children)

I want yall to know the best part of working with senile elderly folks is how often they'll tell you the most insane stuff.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Do you have a good one off the top you would be willing to share?

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (11 children)

A lady confessed to killing her first husband.

She said that he was wonderful, kind, caring, right up until she had her firstborn. Then he struck her.

She said she killed him (while he was sleeping), buried him in the garden, and that night she moved "the next state over." She married a different man (who claimed he fathered her firstborn) and they had many years and many other children together.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

someone ran up the numbers once and one effect no one talks about with the availability of divorce is how fast the male spouse death rate went down. Seriously, I think it was something staggering like a 75% drop.

There have always been a lot of women who won't put up with that bullshit.

[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

those black eyed peas tasted alright to me, Earl

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

lotta falling off ladders in the olden days. Something those project 25 "let's remove no fault divorce" fuckers might need to remember....

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, the desire to relegate women to reproductive and domestic labor and deny the freedom to leave can really be reframed as opportunity and motive. I for one would be terrified to have someone who wants to leave me cooking my food and sharing my bed, that’s like two of the easiest ways to kill or debilitate someone.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only realistic solution is to hire a taster to ensure all your foods are poison free. Finally the right can live out that age-old Medieval feudal fantasy.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, because the alternative, you know, being a decent and nice human being is souch worse!

I never understood those that need violence to get what they want. More flies with honey than vinegar and such...

[–] Ansis100@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you maybe have a source? This sounds like a very interesting read

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 24 points 1 month ago

Found it!

https://www.encyclopedia.com/reference/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/when-women-kill-their-partners

It was a 71.4% drop btw

Figure 9.3 shows that the number of males killed by intimate partners dropped by 71.4% between 1976 and 2002. Researchers and advocates for battered women attribute this dramatic decline to the widespread availability of support services for women, including shelters, crisis counseling, hotlines, and legal measures such as protection and restraining orders. These services offer abused women options for escaping violence and abuse other than taking their partners' lives. Other factors that may have contributed to the decline are the increased ease of obtaining divorce and the generally improved economic conditions for women.

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