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[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

Fuck those sky-rats.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Your fault for sitting outside in Edinburgh tbf.