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'Ate Seagulls (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 1 points 6 months ago

shouldn't 'av*

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

Fuck those sky-rats.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Your fault for sitting outside in Edinburgh tbf.

[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I do not understand why people are so upset about this. People kill vermin all the time in far more brutal ways.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And those people aren't any more right... Seagulls are actually pretty interesting, long-living, and intelligent creatures. They simply can't compete with humans, that's all.

Humans should be above this sort of thing.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They're a pain in the hole

[–] Twig@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

Humans?

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Decorum.

[–] Triple_B@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 months ago

The only correct answer. Idgaf about some sky rat, but I'd be a little shocked if someone snatched a seagull out of the sky near me and slammed it into a wall until it died.

I'd also not give a shit five minutes later and would probably regale my friends with the story of the seagull slammer.