Shades? I want everyone in the area to know for sure Shades is the worst state park anywhere and no one should ever, ever go to it. They should leave that beautiful, almost empty state park in its very pristine state because it is a terrible place and everyone should definitely go to the very crowded and nowhere near as beautiful Turkey Run state park and leave Shades to us poor people who are making the ultimate sacrifice of keeping those insanely long lines on the Turkey Run hiking trail slightly less insanely long.

Edit: Ah, it's been so long since I could post an inside joke from r/Indiana!