Starting Dalle prompt: Create a fierce-looking Jersey Devil dressed in a humiliating crossing guard uniform watching innocent people cross the street as they are picked up and dropped off

Obligatory awww

This is why we can’t have nice things

Dalle Starting prompt: The ancient gods of yesteryear have decreed that all the people of the land must only dance to polka music, and it has been written on the walls of the most impressive monuments in hieroglyphics for all the world to see, focus on the hieroglyphics of people dancing polka.

You don’t get a cat, they get you

But we can't see it :(

The object will be “too small and dim for typical amateur telescopes and binoculars”

At the rate we are going..

Starting Prompt: A dystopian image of the earth, broken apart, in outer space, from the vantage point of standing on the moon.

It’s similar to geocaching and Pokémon Go because you have to visit the location to interact with it. There is also a whole team aspect.

I’ve recently switched from Geocaching to Ingress. It has very similar benefits and doesn’t require digging around a bunch of ivy.

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I’m scarred for life :/

The problem is, they are weirdos. You can’t make up stuff like the video of JD Vance in the donut shop. It’s hilarious.

And if you're not careful you can fuck up your fingers in either case