It would be prudent for a sentient species with such long lifespans to practice planned procreation rather than multiplying exponentially like a culture on a petri dish.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

There's the Elven Rope that's light as a feather and strong as steel. No reason there could not have been the Elven Condom that's thin and impermeable.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure they had them, but they're incompatible. Can't make Elven Ropes while wearing an Elven Condom.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

Fair enough, but I think we can agree that Tolkien elves were bad at planning

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 weeks ago

He could have just given them all narrow urethras like Hank Hill

[–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some would say 40k maybe went a little too far in the opposite direction with dark elves.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thats weirdly more of a Warhammer fantasy hold over what with dommy mommy Morathi, mind you unlike the Aeldar they didnt murderfuck orgy Slaanesh into existance.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

So they say...