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[–] ComradePupIvy@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Look I am just hoping China makes it over here and I can surrender to the PLA

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

im planning to get a sailboat when ww3 starts hmu we will defect to china together lol

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

i will help paddle when there's no wind!

[–] cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

I would fucking swim to China naked in shark-infested waters if I have to.

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ill take the help but only if you never live up to your name.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

you might regret that if we run into jellyfish

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

i will not!

[–] cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Same. Can I get on board?

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

hell yeah we gonna be packed in like sardines on our way to ask Xi to save us.

[–] cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

I think I'll bring a second boat for my family and friends, we can hitch our sardine container capsules together.

[–] cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's part of why I have a hammer and sickle tattoo. If or when China ever liberates the U.S., they'll see my tattoo and know I'm on their side.