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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don’t you dare call us American! Next thing you know we’ll stop apologizing for everything and actually build a military with jets instead of snowmobiles!

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry about that. Can I be Canadian now?

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you skate and hit a top corner slapshot? If so, yes. Here’s your complimentary Tim’s card! That’s ten free coffees on the house!

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sorry, but I'm not a sports guy. I like maple syrup though, does that count for something?

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you track down thieves? We’ve had issues with maple syrup heists!

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I'll try my best. But I'm an engineer, not a detective.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

I'll allow it.