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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (5 children)

ive done the gym and knowledge thing, why am i not rich?

[–] laverabe@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

One must delete facebook and lawyer up before one can ascend to the realm of #4. Profit.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

facebork was gone 5 minutes after starting up this phone on day one. lawyers are only as good as the money you give them.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I must be middle class because I skip the gym to do my cardio outside

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

not so's you know it

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Business of giving the business... and Business is Booming!

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

They forgot that the main criteria for ending up in the "rich" group is "be born rich".

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

How invest in either mentors or dementors.