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Anon takes the horsepill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you do promise to be as incredulous as I was when he gave me the ticket. Like man don't you have better shit to be doing? Let's ignore the fact he thankfully didn't see me kicking rear view mirrors a couple of blocks previous because they were parked in the bike lane.

Jesus Christ I was an ornary youth lol

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I absolutely would be. But you can bet I'm framing that ticket the moment I get home.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

good luck, I believe in you. But be careful and wear a helmet for your attempts