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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America (reductress.com)

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[–] Saryn@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

We all lost, dumbass. You're not messaging us from another planet, are ya?

PS: Except for maybe Musk, etc. Or maybe they just don't know it yet.

[–] rotten@lemm.ee -4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

There you go assuming everyone is a progressive again. Reality has a "liberal" bias when you surround yourself in an echo chamber.

[–] chakan2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Reality has a “liberal” bias when you surround yourself in an echo chamber.

Humans are herd animals. The need to keep the herd going is a instinctual thing. The conservative view is very much self centered. It goes against our nature as a species.

[–] rotten@lemm.ee -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then we are certainly wired differently. I have no need to keep the "herd" going or to do what others demand beyond the practical. There is probably a collectivist vs individualist argument here too and the voluntary and involuntary aspects of cooperation herein.

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

But you need the herd to keep you going.