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    [–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 97 points 2 days ago (2 children)
    [–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 137 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

    [–] scarilog@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

    man paste; eject got me

    [–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 2 days ago (1 children)

    echo "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of folks masturbating together at this. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this NSFW."

    [–] Dran_Arcana@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    You might want to check your access permissions; he didn't even sudo.

    [–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    If I have to use sudo, it's wrong.

    [–] superkret@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

    hellfire103 isn't in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

    [–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)
    [–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
    [–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
    [–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
    [–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago
    top || iptables
    
    [–] sntx@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago
    [–] sntx@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

    You might get sued.

    [–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

    Jesus fuckin christ...... Hilarious

    [–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

    If witchdoctor was a sysadmin