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[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

*Student shows signs of severe depression*

*gets suspended from school*

Even if it was a joke, this is some "Tell me you're from the US without telling me you're from the US" type shit

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

The showing signs of depression was part of the prank (and all you can get from this greentext is he shouted "I can't take it anymore" before cracking his neck). Getting suspended after learning it was a joke and he was not really in danger seems fairly logical here. You don't joke about that shit and it was also extremely disruptive to class.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 46 minutes ago

The slay rates of children in education houses is not the problem, the... Jokes? Are.. . Ye. Ye ye ye. Congrats on your country that works for you. Yewow. Great. Yes. It's that. It's that this guy made a joke and wow ye it works so great to have hyper capitalism as a god and ruler it works so great

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

After school programs anyone?