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My grandfather was in the very first submarine (lemmy.world)

submitted 17 hours ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It had a kaleidoscope

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, how about...

The first submarines didn't have a periscope. They just had a porthole in the front so you could see if you were going to hit anything. It was called the collide-o-scope.

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 4 points 16 hours ago

Thank you for explaining this.