Kintarian

joined 2 months ago
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Appropriately named

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Maybe I should have posted the whole joke.

“I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. “We’re surrounded.””

— Steven Wright

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

It's a a Steven Write joke.

 

A pouch potato

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

The Gulag was a government agency in the Soviet Union that administered forced labor camps, particularly during Joseph Stalin's rule, especially in the 1930s through early 1950s. Stalin was not a Christian either. Similarly, if Putin considers you a threat, you may disappear. Trump has followed a similar approach, gathering loyalists in as many government positions as possible. He has vowed retribution against his perceived enemies, much like the forced internment camps the U.S. used for Japanese Americans during WWII. He may indeed imprison those who speak out against him, having already promised to deploy the National Guard against protesters.

 

It had a kaleidoscope

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

They preach freedom to live your best life unless you are gay, transgender, atheist. They are the worst kind of hypocrites.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

He was going to use the money to buy more picnic baskets.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't know, but you could blow somebody's brains out.

 

A lighthouse

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Coprinus Footis

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Wow, that's a crazy schedule

 

It’s impossible to put down

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Very nice 👍

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I liked that book.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I like to pay extra for a good ice cream that has just natural ingredients in it and not a bunch of chemicals.

 

There are no depths the insane will not go

 

I get a quarter pounder with cheese, fries and a drink. It costs almost $15. I can go to a cafe where I'm waited on and served decent food for $20.

 

but then it grew on me.

 

But it never took off

 

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

 

The evening mews.

 

So, let me get this straight. Joseph notices that Mary is pregnant. Joseph confronts Mary about it. And Mary replies: err, hmm, I know, the angel of the Lord came down and impregnated me. We're going to have the child of God. And Joseph is like: okay, cool.

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