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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 16 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

do people actually do this.

arent they usually like too big?

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 48 points 23 hours ago

Oh my sweet summer child.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Have friends who work in surgery. Trust me when I say cucumbers are the tamest thing people will shove in themselves.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

There's a genre called fisting, go figure out. Takes a lot of practice, but feels really satisfying once you're able to do it.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

I forget what commedian said "Humans are the weirdest species on earth. You never hear of a bear hunting down a live mouse, and shoving it up their own ass for sexual pleasure. Only humans do that."

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Yes, no, and they can still become a dish if you wrap them right...Or so I have heard...