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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/28088684

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

So from now on, news about Info Wars aren't allowed here, right? Since that's quite literally The Onion now!

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 4 points 12 hours ago

Wait, of someone at InfoWars does something oniony, do we get the quantum of onion and not onion?