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[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 8 points 5 hours ago

It doesn't matter if he lied. Whenever he accidentally says the correct thing, he needs to be praised. That's how you get him to do stuff. Bernie has the right idea here. Pat this dumb motherfucker on the back and make him feel smart every time he has a broken-clock moment. That way he'll follow through.