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Weekends were a mistake says Infosys co-founder Murthy (www.theregister.com)
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[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I regret to inform you that a billionaire stole your arm to help pay for their next mansion / yacht / social media site.

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That would've been so much funnier if you'd used the backslash.