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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Ah fuck almost bit this onion.

[โ€“] Nelots@lemm.ee 4 points 12 hours ago

Did it smell good? Might need to ban onions too.