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[alt text:Text that says, "Girls only want one thing and it starts with a P and ends with an S". Below the text is an image of Sean Astin as Samwise from the Lord of the Rings films.]

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[–] gloriousspearfish@feddit.dk 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

This is why I own so many pairs of scrub pants.

They ain't cute, but you'll get reliable pockets and comfy as fuck.

[–] renard_roux@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought it was 'ponies'; yours is better.

Somewhere in my vast collection of notes, I have an alcohol-induced business plan, probably scribbled on a napkin — basically a company that sells sew-on pockets. Exclusively. One day ...

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Of course we need to get pockets, where else am I gonna put my pony?