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Texas should just say "Guns".
North Dakota should probably be "no civilization, no resources, and no warmth."
ND has oil and nukes.
Does it really have oil?
And I know it's got a fuckton of missile silos but I imagine in an invasion they aren't terribly useful. I guess maybe an after you take complete control then it is
Hey now, we have some resources. Like... uh... hotdish?
Why are you walking away, weren't you invading?
Y'all grow a mean sugarbeet
Don't you guys have a fire cavern? That has to produce some warmth.
No, that would require a cave, which implies the existence of interesting geological features.
Which are reserved for South Dakota and Montana.
North Dakota explicitly gets nothing. I'm pretty sure it's in the constitution.