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Altoona McDonald's 1-Star Reviews Shift From Complaints About Food to Complaints About Employees Being Class Traitors (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 79 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

No friends, for the rest of their fucking lives. I hope 50 grand was worth your fucking soul. Bootlicker extreme

[–] Garibaldee@lemm.ee 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I do wonder if they wanted to be caught on some level chilling in a McDonalds on a laptop with a ghost gun in their backpack and a similar outfit, but more info will probably come out.

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If he wanted to be caught, it's possible he made an anonymous tip on himself and the workers caught the blame. Just a thought.

[–] Garibaldee@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I mean if this is the person and they were an Ivy league educated tech worker with no background in violence/war, one might feel pretty guilty and out of sorts after killing someone regardless whether that person deserved it or not, many things are possible

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

They’re not even getting the money. What a ducking joke.